sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Randomize