i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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