I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
