Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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