I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I am mentally ready for anal.
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