Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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