I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
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Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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