wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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