I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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