When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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