Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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