doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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