Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
someone owes me an orgasm
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Randomize
