Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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