i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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