Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I just forgot I was standing up.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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