Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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