break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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