(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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