I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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