Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
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i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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