You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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