why didn't you poke me back
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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