So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
its not stalking. its research.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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