And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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