Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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