Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
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You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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