New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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