do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
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so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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