It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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