you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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