Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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