so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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