BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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