Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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