sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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