Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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