Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
