i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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