Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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