woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize
