who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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