Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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