fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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