Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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