HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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