Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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