i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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