Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
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