considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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