is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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