we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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