problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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