I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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