So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He better not be in your backpack
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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