Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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