I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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