I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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