i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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