Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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