I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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