I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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